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Post by UglyManMcChicken on Tue Mar 17, 2015 10:42 pm

go on the most inspiring parable by Jesis on this website

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Some overused phrases and some funny ones golfers use Empty The dude that yells "get in the hole!" when someone is teeing off on a Par 5

Post by Pill on Sun May 24, 2009 2:45 am

That dude just needs to be killed. No further review or discussion necessary.

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Post by Griz on Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:38 pm

how bout "whack...Fuck"
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Post by Snapper on Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:27 am

A drive that is struck perfectly = Yahtzee!
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Post by Pill on Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:59 am

I know this subject could get legs.

How about:

Oooh! I like that one, slap your grandmother, tie a string to me and enjoy a tetherball game, blind, lone f'n wolf!!!!!!
Ooops, chili dip.
Put a smile on that ball.
I'll take a 6.
Sit ball, Sit!!!!!


Snapper had a couple of great ones awhile back.

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Post by Pill on Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:58 pm

Here's a few obvious ones people need to use less:
#1: just after the PGA player hits the ball: "you the man!" so, 90's and over used
#2: "Get in the hole!"
#3: "Be the right club!"
#4: After a putt comes up short: "Alice", or "does your husband play golf"
#5: After a miss that really doesn't hurt the player to bad: "That'll play"

Some I like:

A putt is speeding too fast toward the hole: "Hit a house!", or "Grow Hair!"
A putt comes to rest just outside the "gimme" range and it might have some break to deal with: "There's some chicken left on that bone"
Errant T shot that does not go past the red tees: "D.O." Or if really short "A D.O. while holding tin foil under to really burn them"
Someone shoots a 10 on a hole: he/she gets a "moose". Or if manages to shoot an 11: "moose with his D.O."
Takes too much of a divot: "Beaver Pelt"

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