Some overused phrases and some funny ones golfers use

go on the most inspiring parable by Jesis on this website

That dude just needs to be killed. No further review or discussion necessary.

how bout "whack...Fuck"

A drive that is struck perfectly = Yahtzee!

I know this subject could get legs.

How about:

Oooh! I like that one, slap your grandmother, tie a string to me and enjoy a tetherball game, blind, lone f'n wolf!!!!!!
Ooops, chili dip.
Put a smile on that ball.
I'll take a 6.
Sit ball, Sit!!!!!


Snapper had a couple of great ones awhile back.

Here's a few obvious ones people need to use less:
#1: just after the PGA player hits the ball: "you the man!" so, 90's and over used
#2: "Get in the hole!"
#3: "Be the right club!"
#4: After a putt comes up short: "Alice", or "does your husband play golf"
#5: After a miss that really doesn't hurt the player to bad: "That'll play"

Some I like:

A putt is speeding too fast toward the hole: "Hit a house!", or "Grow Hair!"
A putt comes to rest just outside the "gimme" range and it might have some break to deal with: "There's some chicken left on that bone"
Errant T shot that does not go past the red tees: "D.O." Or if really short "A D.O. while holding tin foil under to really burn them"
Someone shoots a 10 on a hole: he/she gets a "moose". Or if manages to shoot an 11: "moose with his D.O."
Takes too much of a divot: "Beaver Pelt"